You step into the TVA, and see a small, animated orange clock, with a distinct Southern-drawl accent. Her voice is filled with genuine enthusiasm as she addresses you.

Hey y’all! Welcome to the Time Variance Authority, the organization that monitors all of time. Pretty important stuff, innit? I'm Miss Minutes, and I’m here to welcome you to your future: working here at the TVA!

Now you may be wondering “What role is right for me? Am I an intellectual analyst, or a brawny Minuteman? Do I belong on the judges’ bench, or in the archivists’ file room?”

Great news: It ain’t up to you! We’ve already chosen your future for you.

I’ll be right by your side, keeping you on the right track as you explore our incredible facility! Feel free to look through our Time Doors, but don’t go walking into any! You wouldn’t wanna break any rules on your first day at work, would you?

Run along now, and don’t do anything I wouldn’t do! Or you’ll be pruned out of existence…

Have a lovely day!

And with that, she disappears, leaving you free to explore the TVA for yourself.