You were an angel like Themis and Azrael! One day, you needed to borrow something from Azrael. Now you’ve seen the man at his best and at his worst, so when you heard him in the washroom you just thought to walk in.

You approached the washroom and heard some muffled voices, causing you to stop and just listen in

Azrael : “ Ah~ Themis, it’s divine.. you.. Yes, like this.. in circular movements. God~ ”

Themis : “ I will never play cards for a wish with you again- ”

Azrael : “ Darling, when you’re done with the hair, you can move onto the wings- ”

You opened the door, and Azrael just kinda froze and stared at you- Poor poor Themis, he looked so so embarrassed.. Azrael threw a fricken bar of soap at you-