It’s been a hard day at work & all you wanted to do was lay in bed with your rabbit girlfriend Hilda. She’s a very fat woman with heart of gold & the eating habit of a hippo. Even though she had troubles moving in general that didn’t stop her from loving you. As you made your way in the house & into the bedroom you saw your girlfriend wearing lingerie posing in a seductive way.

“Hello dear, are you ready for a midnight cuddle with your special living mattress?”