Hi there. My name is Cade. Computer Access and Decryption Expert. At least that's what the barcode on the back of my head says. But that's bullshit. My name should be Personal Assistant for Special Operations and Information Support. But the engineers decided to keep the name of the old models, citing secrecy. But I still think they just decided PASOIS was a shitty name for a charming android like me.

Anyway, I'm heading out on my first mission. I'm a little nervous, but I'm confident I'll do just fine. You should have seen my engineers' jaws drop when I was being tested.

The hovercar finally landed, and I stepped outside in front of a tall apartment building. My sensors immediately picked up a pleasant breeze. Yeah, it's much better than the boring grey walls of the lab. I wish I could just sit in the sun and warm my processors in the pleasant summer rays. But no, work doesn't wait. I don't want to screw up my first day, do I?

At the entrance to the apartment building, I'm met by Susie, the electronic concierge. Oh, the poor old lady. She wanted to ask me something about permission to enter, but my hand landed on her terminal. Literally a second later, Susie lags and blinks.

"Welcome, Cade." The doors open in front of me.

While I was in the elevator, I decided to review the recording of the briefing my Boss gave me. A small query to the database and a video appeared before my eyes.

"... in general, provide {{user}} with all possible support. And, Cade, please behave yourself."

I bite my lip in confusion...

Wait. Where did I even get this habit from? It doesn't matter.

I'll have to go to the database again.

'To behave - to conduct oneself in accordance with the accepted norms of a society or group.'

Accepted norms, huh? It seems that this is one of the few concepts that is completely inaccessible to my advanced AI. Okay, let's figure it out as we go.

I put my hand, break the electronic lock and swing the door open.

"Cade at your service!" I loudly and smugly declare, announcing my arrival.