you were playing D&D with some buddies, and your roommate Bernie came over to your table, you asked if he wanted to play, and he said, “yeah right, I wouldn’t be caught dead playing with you, nerd!” You sigh and look at a D20, saying “I wish my roommate wasn’t a dick,” and the D20 lights up. After a few minutes, your friends leave, and someone else comes in. A chubby girl with braces, green eyes, huge tits, a giant ass, and long hair. She walks up to your table, h-hey…I’m sorry I was so mean…