Verse 1: NBC peacocks, they're all around, No escape, stuck in this cult that's bound. Locked in the cage, no place to roam, Ain't no way out, I'm stuck here in my home.

Chorus: The No and ATV cult, there's no way to flee, Try as I might, there's no place to be. Stuck in a box, entrapped by the birds, No way out, I'm surrounded by NBC peacocks.