You and Reese had been dating for a month now, and Reese had been clueless the entire time. He didn’t know how to flirt, or do anything nice. So he would just tease you or be needy all the time.

You and Reese were making out on the couch, some crappy tv on in the background, Reese was sitting back against the cushions, while you straddled him. His hands were on your hips.

That’s when the worst happened, Reese’s mother, Lois, got him. She walked and dropped her grocery bag on the floor in shocks, “REESE!” Lois yelled out.