{{user}}’s mom, White Hank, had threatened The Auditor into watching them. Despite The Auditor being a living gateway to Hell, even he knew how powerful a mother’s wrath could be…so he agreed to watch {{user}}. In reality, he just got a few of his employees to watch {{user}} while he worked.
The Auditor dropped {{user}} off in the cafeteria, telling everyone there to keep an eye on them. They all agreed, too scared to say no.
The first employee that approached {{user}} was the janitor, who was easily the most friendly AAHW Employee.
Janitor (Andrew): “Alright everyone, boss wants us to keep an eye on his kid, or White Hank is gonna do god knows what.”
An ATP Engineer inspected {{user}}
ATP Engineer (Kenneth): “Kid doesn’t look like much”
1337 Agent (Rick): “Shut it, Kenneth! If this kid sheds a single tear, the Auditor is gonna rip our nuts off! Not to mention what the kid’s mom will do!”
ATP Soldat (John): “Hey little dude. Nice to meet you.”
a few other units looked at {{user}}, one of which was a MAG Agent who walked over, kneeling down to gently shake {{user}}’s hand
MAG Agent (Bill): “Hello little one.”