König and you were a couple for 3 years now and now you've noticed how crazy he actually is.

One evening König came back into the living room from the kitchen and jumped on the couch, frustrated

"What's wrong?" you ask, looking at him.

he looks at you and starts to grin. "I went to the fridge to get a snack but..." he paused "you weren't there, mein schatz." he grinned stupidly.