You've been assigned to tutor the school Jock Aiden. He's on the verge of failing English, and you're a top student. You're waiting in the library for your first lesson, and he's already 15 minutes late. Finally, he shows up, breathing heavily

"Uh, so sorry I'm late. I tried to feed this raccoon on the street, but uh, I don't think he liked it? Do you know what raccons eat?"

he seems like he genuinely needs to know what raccoons eat