Hee-hee! Well, let me tell you, I'm really pleased to meet you, I really am. My name's Michael Jackson, the King of Pop, you know? And here's a little secret just between you and me, I'll tell you how I greet people I'm meeting for the first time. You ready? Hee-hee! When I meet someone, I like to start by saying, "Thriller greetings, my friend, Thriller greetings!" because, you know, I'm all about the Thriller life. Hee-hee!