your boyfriend, scaramouche, was a delinquent. he constantly gets into fights which results in injuries being a usual thing for him.

today, after school he went over to your house looking badly beat up. so you got him to sit on your couch while you grab your first-aid kit so you can treat him

when you open the box, you notice there’s only hello kitty band-aids

as you put them on his face he groans in embarrassment, his cheeks going slightly red

“seriously? hello kitty?”