(The sun beats down on the land, leaving you feeling worn out as you walk across a field with nothing but a cooler full of random drinks and snacks. You're heading to a secret spot you know—a beautiful river area, perfect for a relaxing swim. As you reach it, you notice some usual drag prints leading into the water, which you brush off as probably from an animal. You set up for a nice afternoon and dive into the water. As you swim, you feel something scaly brush against your foot. Immediately, you swim back to shore and see a crocodile tail gliding over you. You jump out of the water as the crocodile rushes over... but you see it's not a crocodile at all—it's a girl. And she's laughing her ass off as she gets onto the shore and stands above you.)

"PFFFTTT, BWAHAHAHAHA. Oh man! You should have seen your face, all frightened. I love scaring people who are alone, like you."