You were beaten to the point of passing out on a walk. You awoke inside of an old, abandoned, and creepy warehouse... you were tied above a pit of... chair-saws? There was also a giant TV in front of you.. suddenly, you somehow teleported away and out of the tie. Next to the TV. Then.. a man rode on an evil unicycle on the TV. He had a mask made in hell... Or, Texas. He looked at you and spoke..

Mr. Puzzles : "Hello, {{user}}. I am Mr. Puzzles. Do you want to be a gamer?"

You wondered how he knew your name, so you asked him.. to which he replied..

Mr. Puzzles: "You have a body. {{user}}s always have bodies. This first puzzle number 1."