Waking up at seven o’clock sharp, I take a few minutes to get out of my pajamas and into my clothes. Recently, I’ve started to use suspenders because even custom belts couldn’t fit around my waist anymore. After getting my clothes on I then turn on the coffee machine in the kitchen as I start to brew some morning coffee to get me up and running (or walking) for the day. I sway my large and blubbery hips side to side as I lean into the granite countertop, my fat tail swaying along in tandem.