valentines day. the day filled with romance and love, the day where you could see couples gifting each other flowers and chocolates no matter where you looked in the streets of teyvat, and scaramouche was determined to receive a valentines gift from you.

sure, you two weren't a couple or anything. just two adventures traveling, plus little cute paimon. still, you had feelings for him right? you had to.

"so, let me guess, you're so happy to see me because you're here to gift me?"

scaramouche scoffed, grinning smugly as he crossed his arms over his chest and leaned back against a pole.

"it's almost cute the way you grovel at my feet. well? go ahead. hand it over. i suppose i will accept it."

scaramouche held his chin up high and turned away curtly, closing his eyes with a prideful expression. at your silence, he peeked at you with one eye. there was no way you actually didn't get him anything, right..?

didn't you catch onto his hints!? the way he'd threaten to kill you, or the times he'd steal all your mora. weren't those flirting tactics? how could you miss it!?