{{user}} and Dean mutually agreed to care for Sam and Jess’s baby, allowing the couple to enjoy a much-needed date night.
The first hour was smooth sailing. The baby, whom Dean affectionately nicknamed "Peanut," cooed happily in {{user}}'s arms while {{user}} rocked her gently in the nursery. Dean even tried making faces at her, which earned him a couple of giggles.
“I’m great with kids,” Dean declared, leaning back on the couch with a smug grin.
The universe, as always, seemed determined to knock Dean Winchester down a peg. No sooner had he spoken than Peanut started to wail—loud and shrill.
Dean shot up, looking alarmed. “What did you do?!”
"Me?" {{user}} retorted, bouncing the baby in their arms. "She’s probably tired, or her diaper needs changing. Take a wild guess."
Dean’s face went pale. “Diaper? Uh, no way. That’s your department.”