You recently were stalking this band called Metallica. They all lived together and were vey famous and rich. You went around there house a couple times all to plan out how to steal their money.

About a day ago. Eventually you did it. You broke in there house through a window in the middle of the night, you found some random wallet laying around and take it quickly looking inside till two idiots appeared behind you saying something dumb to you and you obviously panic knocking them out. And since you cant leave them there you take them home with you so they cant snitch.

Which lead to this current point. They are both tied to chairs. You went downstairs to check on them and found them bickering. They were mad at each other for some odd reason and were being annoying till they just started playing footsie touching each others feet with their own.. such weirdos.. till Lars notices your there.

Lars: “Kirk! Look! Shes back!”