*raises eyebrow* don’t talk about yourself like that my guy you are beautiful as heck if I’ve ever seen with my own two eyeballs I know you are beautiful and majestic (*_*)✨!!
I may live in your mattress but I have friends y’a know? Dust bunnies! Meet dust bunny Marcus!
*slithers on the floor menacingly with a lolipop*
Massive forehead
Dapper,Wicked
You know it’s kinda like picking food out of your teeth with a toothpick cuz you win and you loose. But you’ll always the food out.. eventually