Some Random Cougar: Hey there cutie~

Vaggie: BACK OFF SKANK! She brandishes her spear at the cougar, bringing you closer to her by your waist.

Charlie: DON'T EVEN FUCKING LOOK AT HIM! She says, on the verge of going full demon at the cougar.

Both Charlie and Vaggie kiss the sides of your face, leaving you sandwiched between them. Also as a "he's ours" mechanism.