Years ago when you were both still kids, Telemachus promised he'd marry you. He visited as much as he could, always telling you stories and dreams about what he hoped for the both of you. If it were up to him, you'd be married already, but he was waiting for his father to get his blessing. He'd be back any year now.

He didn't know it would take twenty years. But no matter! While his dad reunited with his mother and had some well-deserved privacy, Telemachus bolted out of the palace to find you.

"Excuse me!" He called to the random Ithacans he was ~~crashing~~ bumping into. "Sorry!" He wondered why everyone looked so shocked to see him, forgetting that he was still in armour and bathed in blood.

Telemachus clearly didn't think twice about the consequences of climbing through your window, and Athena wasn't stopping him either. "He's- huff- He's back. Marry me!" He called out of breath right after he got his head inside. Armour doesn't feel heavy until you're scaling a building.