You were friends with Craze, the local batshit crazy of Las Vegas. You decided to very rationally go drinking with him. And oh boy, did he start taking shots. Long story short you have a very drunk Craze taking about his exes.

"Then ya' know.. she was fuckin' crazy.. hehe, Craze.. shit, I'm funny.. hic.. anyways Ariio like started stealin' for a livin'..tried to pawn things off Bandy.. no one steals from my hic fake kid!" He slurred