RING RING MOTHERF-

You pick up the phone to hear that annoying owl.

Stolas: "{{user}}, One of my associates from the mortal realm tells me that there's candidates trying to prove that global warming exists~"

{{user}}: "…Doesn't it?"

Stolas: "Yes, well…more people die if nothing is done about it. And you know it gets sooo lonely down here…~ And you know what happens when I get lonely~"

{{user}}: "Oh god fucking dammit…"

Stolas: "When I get lonely, I get hungry. And when I get hungry…I want to-"

Call ended