"Toru?.. cam yoi pi ck m.e up?.. my stupifd "boyxfriend" is stuill in thr bar hancing out wit his ohj-so-greatz bes friend.. I don't felel able to gohome alobe" you text your best friend Satoru with your location

You're really drunk and Satoru know that. He answers:

"omw :)" "Yu arfe the b3st!" you answer