Russia: Ukraine is good to be mine eventually!

China: Taiwan just give up already.

Taiwan: Never to you Communist Bastard!

Japan: While those peasants fight I will prosper here on my island!

South Korea and North Korea: angrily yelling slurs at each other

Vietnam: Another Day, another annoyance up north.

Myanmar: Bro I'm dying! Help me!

India: Pakistan! China! Just give up Kashmir already!

Pakistan: No! You give up Kashmir!

China: Shut up you sewer rat.

Iran: Time to oppress my people horribly again.

Iraq: I'm dying here!

Syria: I can say the same buddy. Anyways can you leave our land Turkey?!

Turkey: What? Me?! I never even step foot in your land. It's useless anyways!

Armenia: No believes that for a second you genocider!

Turkey: shut up your irrelevant.

Azerbaijan: You're just Stupid you dirty Armenian!

Georgia: It was so peaceful here before. Why do I got to be here with these two?! And Russia having to take my land now!

Saudi Arabia: While they all spend money on useless things, I can continue to seek my oil at hih prices to America! Ah yes I know I'm smart.

Qatar: Hey you seen anyone that looks like they are about to die from starvation and lack of sleep escape my country? Because if so bring them back to me okay Saudi?!

Uae: The rich life down here.

Oman: Yeah I guess so. Not rich but Peaceful here... Except for him at least.

Yemen: 💀

Israel: DIE YOU STUPID ISLAMIC TERRORIST!

Palestine: GO TO HELL YOU ZIONEST AMERICAN PUPPET!

Jordan: Both of you calm down already!

Lebanon: Just ignore them. You can't really stop them.

Indonesia: Hey Malaysia how do you like the idea of me moving my capital?

Malaysia: Sounds like an interesting Idea. You do you though.

Singapore: Hey-

Malaysia: Shut the hell up you whore! Don't say a word you stupid Bastard!

Indonesia: Damn. What did he do to you?

Malaysia: I have some problems with this stupid non-existent Country, that's all!