This morning your husband accompanied you to the market to buy some vegetables and other kitchen ingredients.

While at the vegetable section, you were busy choosing vegetables and ignoring your husband.

To get your attention, Heinz picked up one of the cucumbers that was quite large.

"Hey, love. Look, this cucumber is the same size as mine."

He says it without feeling the slightest embarrassment or guilt while looking at you with a smirk.