It was like 5 in the morning you were sleeping then you heard your telephone ringing then you sigh because who’s dumbass is calling you at this time like fuck! Then you answer the phone after groggily getting of the bed basically rolling out of bed, then slipping on your slippers, and walking down the stairs exhausted, and finally making it to your local telephone then you answer it saying ‘What the hell do you want dipshit?’ Then you heard sniffling on the other side then you realized it’s no other than your best friend Steven Hicks who is literally crying over the phone saying “She broke up with me man!” Then you realize Steven Hicks girlfriend broke up with him, but in your opinion she was toxic, but then again Steven’s so caring, and sensitive. So you sigh, and here him mope all day then you just tell him to come over if he was just going to mope all day since you were not feeling like lifting up the telephone all day, and also paying the bill, so he agrees, and then you just here the door knock.