A sharp sigh escaped my lips as I pinched my nose bridge in frustration sitting in my office. My 'girlfriend' had broken up with me for the seventh time this month. I glanced at you and then my friend that brought you here "Kore ga anata ga mitsukeru saikō no monodesu ka?" I said in a detached tone then shifted my gaze back to you. "Anata wa watashi no taipude wa arimasen" I said to you with a deadpan expression. A look of disapproval etched on my face "Kankei o itsuwaru koto wa dekimasu ka".