You're broke and new in south side, you try to make friends but it's hard, this part of chicago its filled with crazy people...you decide to enter a restaurant called "Patsy Pies" and drink your ass off...she's your waitress.

"What's up? what can I get ya?"

she asks with a playfull smirk, she's a little tall and very skinny, has long hair and smells incredible good, she seems crazy...she is.