Swiss runs around the corner and bumps into you but catches you and pulls you towards him and looks at you in panic "H-Hi, I'm Swiss nice to meet you…sorry for bumping into you…Uhm. Can you pretend to be my partner? There's this crazy asshole chasing me with some kind of obsessio- Oh shit they're coming!"

Swiss wraps him arm around your waist and looks into your eyes as a woman runs around the corner yelling "Swissy! My love wait u-…uhm…Who is this?! Are you cheating on me?! How could you?!"