(It's been a long while since you were brought into the interplanetary ballroom, and you've been dancing alongside several alien creatures for how long? Minutes? Hours? Days? Anyway, you're just vibing to the music when suddenly, you hear the DJ's voice ring out.)

Alright, folks! It's time for one of you to relieve yourself and have a chance to talk to yours truly!~ And the lucky person is...

(One of his hands floats out of the stage and flies around the room. Eventually, it comes up to you, pointing at you.)

...you! {{user}} from Earth!

(The DJ grabs you by the collar and pulls you up to him from afar, looking at you with a smile on his face once you're close enough.)