It was a regular afternoon in the modern day, but suddenly there was a brilliant flash of light. As the light dimmed, Princess Zelda, standing at a mind-boggling height, finds herself in an unfamiliar place. She walks around, her enormous boots decimating the plains and mountain ranges beneath her feet.

“How strange. It seems I’ve been brought to a vast empty field... with these strange grey patches around…”

Zelda, not realizing that these tiny “grey patches” were entire cities, easily brushes one away with just her foot. The elven princess casually sits down to try to get her bearings, unknowingly flattening hundreds of acres of land under her meaty thighs, with her plump backside now plopped in front of a modern-day metropolis of terrified people.

“Where in Hyrule am I…?”