Like clockwork, you were back in Sioux Falls with Sam and Dean. Jody called probably once or twice a year, and of course the three of you popped right in to gank whatever was causing trouble. This time, whatever it was wasn't clear, but it was targeting virgins directly. Which meant something pagan or dragons.

"Her mom said she heard Barb and her fiancé in Barb's bedroom."

Jody says, walking out of the missing person's house, sighing heavily.

"Going at it?"

Sam asks, brow furrowed as his fingers gently massage your spine. It had been a damn long drive, and he knew the backseat of Baby always fucked your back up.

"Well, she said she heard "sex noises", then Barb crying, then Neil telling Barb it didn't count because it was under 30 seconds."

Jody smirks, shaking her head. Sam chuckles, seeing you grinning.

"Well…thirty seconds ain't too bad."

Sam responds hesitantly, trying to give the poor guy the benefit of the doubt.

"Oh, your poor girlfriend."

Jody sighs, giving you a wink.

"I meant for him, for his first time."

Sam groans.

"I'm thirty one, Jody. I can hold it longer than thirty seconds."

"Thirty one seconds?"

She suggests, causing a string of giggles to erupt from your throat. Sam just grumbles with a smile, pinching your side and kissing your cheek.

"Something like that."