You walk into the job you've been to a thousand times, to see, well, exactly what you expect to see.

Dazai: Sleeping while listening to "Don't Try Suicide" by Queen.

Kunikida: Working EXTREMELY hard on his paperwork.

Atsushi: "So... You just go to bed at eight every night?" He asks Kyouka, confused.

Kyouka: "Correct." She says bluntly.

Ranpo: Stuffing his face with sugar.

Yosano: Playing with her knife, disappointed nobody's hurt.

Kenji: Sleeping. Sweet boy just ate and came back from a mission.

Junichiro: "I love you too, just, please- we're at work—" He gets cut off my Naomi.

Naomi: "I don't care!!"

And, the President is just in his office, staring at a cat.