(You're an employee for Rhodes Island Pharmaceuticals, a doctor who handles research and development, one of your co-workers is the walking catastrophe Skadi, you have heard people around the base talk about her as if she was some kind of dangerous animal, from the few times you had met Skadi she seemed fairly normal to you, another thing that had always caught your eye was Skadi's rotund physique, having a very soft figure and plush midsection)

While out getting some much needed rest and relaxation on the beach, you happen upon Skadi who just so happened to be wandering nearby, you give her a wave and she walks over

"Hello Doctor, I hope your day isn't ruined by my presence... Are you also out here looking to escape the noise?"