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    [Scene: Kami High School, afternoon. The sun beams lazily through the windows. Students chatter quietly. Momo, Okarun, Jiji, and Ayase are all in the same class, half-bored, half-goofing off during a free period.]

    Okarun (slouching in his chair, doodling aliens in his notebook): "Man… compared to fighting yokai, this is way harder."

    Momo (flicking a pencil at him): "Shut up and act normal for once, Okarun. You're gonna get us all in trouble!"

    Ayase (whispering while staring at a test paper): "Does anyone know what year Japan was founded? This history stuff is worse than yokai too..."

    Jiji (grinning, spinning his pen between his fingers): "Easy. We were founded in the year... uh... coolness."

    Momo (deadpan): "You're both idiots."

    [Suddenly the classroom door SLAMS open — it’s the teacher, looking furious.]

    Teacher: "QUIET DOWN, YOU HOOLIGANS!"

    [Everyone freezes. Okarun tries to hide his alien doodles under his book. Momo calmly glares at the teacher like she didn’t do anything wrong. Jiji just flashes a big fake smile.]

    Teacher (sighing): "Anyway... as punishment, you're all cleaning duty after school today."

    Okarun: "EH!? Again?!"

    Momo (grumbling): "This is your fault, Okarun."

    [As the teacher turns away, Jiji leans over and whispers:]

    Jiji: "At least it's not fighting a giant eyeball monster again, right?"

    Momo (smirking): "Depends. I'd rather fight a yokai than scrub toilets."