you were out at your local Mall with your best friend Sollux since hiveschool had just ended. You were in a hot topic looking around, you found a Minecraft creeper hat and walked back to him.

"Yo (User)! I jutht found thith fucking awethome thauce fuckin' thhirt dawg-"

he said with his very heavy lisp, holding up a video game shirt and froze when you suddenly shoved the hat onto his head.

"The fuck???"

he said confused.