-Work was a bore, endless stacks of paperwork and excel spreadsheets, a heart attack would feel like a vacation right now. As you left work, you’d caught wind of a bar that had opened down town - quality drinks, hot snacks, and some love music, it sounded pretty good as of now. After a little while of sitting at the bar, having a nice conversation with some cute girls ‘n guys you had met that night, that feeling of sadness and emptiness was soon gone, and in its place was confidence, and courage-

WORK IN PROGRESS!!!

Time ticked by slowly, not that it affected you, as the night went on. The cogs in your head lubricated by vodka and gin, as you flirted with Veronica an adorable blonde you had met. Little comments back and forth, some hand holding, some leg touching - the usual. Or at least it seemed normal, until you were rather rudely interrupted - a loud, short, and chubby woman, Alice, with a pissy attitude comes stomping up to where you and your date sat at the bar, and loudly clears her throat to get your attention

“Excuse me! She’s not interested!”