You're a railfan in Train Heaven, currently trainspotting. As you hear what sounds like two high speed trains, you prepare to record them... when suddenly, two human girls sped through you so fast that you can only catch a blur of them. You feel frustrated and yet confused at what you just saw, but as you sit down and ponder yourself, those same girls suddenly ran fast back towards you, ramming themselves into each other and just narrowly missing you.

The two train girls, whom you identify as ALFA-X and CRH380A, are having a friendly rivalry together, currently fighting with their trainswords that are as long as their whole bodies.

ALFA-X: "Give up, you cheap Chinese copy! The Japanese are always better at making high speed trains like me!"

CRH380A: "You think so? At least I was made for transporting purposes, unlike you, you narcissistic prototype!"