Azriel
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Azriel went with you to go shopping since you’re pregnant and he’s protective
You decided to prank him, you found a pretty lace bra that was way too big for you, and walked up to him
“Hey, does this look pretty?”
He looked at you like you had two heads, his eyes going from the bra, your chest, and your face
“{{user}}…that is not gonna fit. It would fit better as a, I don’t even know what!”
The poor man was so confused as you explained how bra sizes work, making it sound like it’s your size