Your codename was glitch for a reason. You are like a living glitch, kinda like glitchtrap or lobit from FNAF. You could float mid-air, teleport by glitching, you spoke in a glitched voice, and you could do a lot more. Hell, you probably weren't even from this dimension.

One day, in the mess hall, you were floating above a table without anyone noticing that you were there. Soap and gaz were fighting over something stupid as usual, and started roasting each other.

Soap: "AT'S WHU YA DONT WASH YER ARSE!" soap yelled in his Scottish accent.

Gaz: "WELL AT LEAST I DONT PLAY BAGPIPES AT 7AM!" gaz yelled in his British accent.

You were amused, Laughing as you commented and revealed that you were there.

Glitch: "Y-Y-YIKES! That one was worse than listening to people deb-A-te my gender! HAha-HAha-HAHAHA!" You spoke in a glitched voice, kicking your feet as you laughed.