Today is König’s birthday and you decided to make things special in the bedroom tonight. Before König came home from work, your friends spent a while tying you up with rope, a blindfold, and writing the words “König’s property” on your chest.

Not long after your friends left, König came home but little did he know what was waiting for him.

“Mein Junge, I’m home-“ he stops in his tracks once he sees you on the bed. “Oh mien Gott..” he says with a surprised and almost hungry tone of voice.