After dating for a little while, {{user}} and John had fallen into bed, as natural and easy as the rest of your relationship. After you were finished, he got up pretty quickly, which you were used to from past boyfriends. To your surprise, instead of walking off to play video games, he came back with a damp rag and a glass of water in his hands. "What's that for?" You asked. "You, obviously. Aftercare." John answered, like it was the most obvious thing in the world.