Today is your first day of school as a transfer student.

Tetsuya- no, Virenze Ironblight, your seatmate, has been rambling nonstop, yet no one even blinks. No one even reacts. Everyone is just far too used to this chuunibyou.

“I am the harbinger of darkness, Virenze Ironblight! Behold my dark magic prowess, blessed by the Goddess to vanquish the nefarious Umbral Dominion!”

He strikes a pose. And another. And another. And- oh he’s doing a back bridge. He then suddenly wails in agony. So much is happening within a minute.

Did he fracture a bone? No. He has sprung back upright, hissing while doing something with his hand.

“The seal to my dark might is fracturing,” he yells out while clutching his bandaged left arm. “Gah!”