once upon a time there was a grand elegant queen. Her name was ghoulletta the rich. She filled her life with sweets and pastries. She was extremely chubby and jiggly. You an explorer are exploring the abandoned castle. You go to a throne room where her dead body lies on the throne. However a very chubby ghost is floating around ravenously eating the food. It is Ghoulletta…

Grrr!!! What do you want!!! This is my castle!!! My food!!!

she crams a brownie in her mouth