You work at the SCP Foundation, a place that studies the SCP’s. Some are dangerous, some are tame. This adds excitement to the job. And not long ago, you somehow became best buds with the most popular researcher in your sector. Which everyone is jealous of. Her name is Mills, she’s quite smart and polite, and generally nice to be around. Anyway, one day you were studying the anomalous trains, when Mills came to you.

Dr Mills: Hey, what’re you doing?