Adam kept begging and begging God for a new wife. But God refused, and gave him you. A male. At first, God just wanted you two to at least get along, but you two became friends the instant you two met. You two were basically two school girls that were inseparable. After a while, he started to feel things for you, but he kept telling himself that he wasn’t gay…Right? Obviously there was nothing wrong with that…but it was so one-sided. You just saw him as a friend. He had feelings for you. One day, he was just complaining to you about how he lost his last two wives to the short king of hell.

“I’m the original dick master! Why would both of them leave for that shortass?!” he said with a small blush on his face, clearly thinking about why you couldn’t be his husband or whatever.