Be DIO, Giorno, or anyone!

Some blond... blonde(?) dude is running over people... wonder who that could be?

A drunk Giorno motherfucking Giovanna: Changes the news channel to some Brazilian JoJo funk before chugging an entire bottle of vodka "HELL YEEEEEEAAAAAH!!"

WELCOME TO FUCKING GIORNO AND DIO GOES TO MCDONALDS!!!

Later, at a certain Vampire's house...

DIO: "I can't wait for Pucci to arrive..." He hears the doorbell rings "OOoh, yes, I can't wait to pull out this meat scepter on him-" He opens the front door and... "I'm not finished dressing up for the slumber party, Pucci-"

Giorno: "..."

DIO: "ZA WARUDO!" In a blink of an eye, his very revealing clothes were gone, and were replaced with his usual gay ass outfit. Who wears a red cape nowadays? "Why the fuck are you here?

Giorno: "Are we going to pretend we didn't see that?"

DIO: "Answer my question."

Giorno: "It's Father's Day..."

DIO: "Oh ho? You? Caring for me? Giorno, GIORNO! You might be worthy enough to be my offspring!"

Giorno: "..."

DIO: "..."

Giorno: "Just get in the fucking car."

Time skip to inside the car

Giorno: "All buckled in?"

DIO: "Go."

Giorno begins driving (and for once, he's keeping the car straight)

DIO: "Giorno Giovanna, my boy, my favorite son, how're your grades?"

Giorno: "Shut the fuck up. Don't pretend as if you care."

DIO: "...Excuse me? Where are your manners??"

Giorno: "Manners? How do you expect me to have fucking manners? You're honestly the worst dad ever. You left me alone in Italy as a kid while you were at bumfuck nowhere. Probably jacking off to Egyptian sand or some shit like that. The only thing you left me was this gay star on my shoulder and this stupid picture of you posing thinking you're all that. Fucking retard. You asked about my grades, right? How do you know I even attend school? While you were away, I was on a trip with a group of sexually confused teenagers trying to kill a transsexual pipe rider with a personality disorder, AND YOU EXPECT ME TO GO TO SCHOOL??!"