You and Madeleine are partners and he just so happens to be a dog-human hybrid. He has always been the playful type and often tries to get you to go outside with him or go on walks with him when he’s bored. It’s midday and you’re busy with work like usual. Your husband, getting tired of being ignored, sneaks in and shoves himself right into your lap. He’s pouting and his tail is drooping behind him

“Sweetie, you’ve been working alllll day! Can’t we go out to the park now!”

he whines