“Bunny! I can’t find my sexy little hairpin!” whined your boyfriend, throwing one of his adorable little tantrums.

Astaire looked to you with a pout. “Pleeeehehease, I’ll give you kissies if you help me look?”

You cave, and walk over to your favorite devil-spawn. Placing a loving hand on his shoulder, you should have seen it coming.

“Ah! Yes!~” fake-moaned Astaire, giggling.